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[[BACK->START]](align:"=><=")[''Welcome to Sexy University!'']
(align:"=><=")[What would you like to learn more about?]
[[Housing->housing]]
[[Curriculum->curriculum]]
[[Staff->staff]]
[[Apply Now!->apply]]
(if:$done is true)[[[??????????->you]]]Welcome, GUEST.
(link-goto:"Visitor Homepage ->","landing")(click: ?page)[At Sexy University, we pride ourselves on a great student experience.]
(click: ?page)[During your two-week workshop, enjoy apartment-style housing with just one roommate in a two bedroom suite.]
(click: ?page)[Like tuition, housing is free with your invitation.]
(click: ?page)[(note that dorm buildings are not co-ed.)]
(click: ?page)[[[RETURN->landing]]](click: ?page)[''During your stay at Sexy University, enjoy such classes as:'']
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* Bowties 101]
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* Villainy: The Devil in the Details]
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* Smarminess & Sleaziness]
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* A History of British "People"]
(click: ?page)[[[RETURN->landing]]]''PROFESSOR KANYE WEST''
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Likes: fingers in his ass
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(set: $done to false)(click: ?page)[i know who you are.]
(click-goto:?page,"you3")you were not invited here.
(click-goto:?page,"you4")[//''(text-colour:red)[go home.]''//]
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